Narlbifdad is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, boastful wyvern.

Narlbifdad created dark matter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narlbifdad, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Narlbifdad, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Narlbifdad's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Narlbifdad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never wear shorts.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not wear indigo clothing.

5. Heed all signs.