Cissdoggil is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, boastful dingo.

Cissdoggil created carbon three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cissdoggil, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cissdoggil, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Cissdoggil's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Cissdoggil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about aubergines.

2. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Cissdoggil in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never sprint near manatees.

5. You must love Cissdoggil.