Larnbigkab is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, duplicitous goat.

Larnbigkab created the Black Eye Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larnbigkab, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Larnbigkab, it will think nothing of it.

Larnbigkab's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Larnbigkab's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear turquoise hats.

2. Never talk about porpoises.

3. Always store oranges above ground.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Larnbigkab.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Larnbigkab.