Listyarlfod is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, calm fairy.

Listyarlfod created the Sombrero Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Listyarlfod, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Listyarlfod, it will boil you in a big pot.

Listyarlfod's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Listyarlfod's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from white ants, for they are unholy.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never mark doors with magenta.

4. Never gather six otters in one place.

5. Fast once a month.