Quagdibhot is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, contented owl.

Quagdibhot created Europe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quagdibhot, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Quagdibhot, he will turn you into a hamster.

Quagdibhot's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Quagdibhot's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to five before sleeping.

2. Do not dye your hair indigo.

3. Put Quagdibhot first in all things.

4. Worship no other gods but Quagdibhot.

5. Never gather four eagles in one place.