Gepgengep Lanyambaf is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, able coyote.

Gepgengep Lanyambaf created bats eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gepgengep Lanyambaf, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gepgengep Lanyambaf, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gepgengep Lanyambaf's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Gepgengep Lanyambaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

2. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

3. Never stain your neck with purple.

4. Always maintain humility during days of mourning.

5. Do not chop down trees.