Fontadpib is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, benevolent hedgehog.

Fontadpib created tapeworms two million years ago.

If you believe in Fontadpib, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fontadpib, she will turn you into a mouse.

Fontadpib's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Fontadpib's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics near aardvarks while wearing magenta kilts and balancing three aluminium spheres on your head.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

3. Fontadpib loves otters, so they must be honoured.

4. Never feed peanuts to rats while wearing coats.

5. Always cleanse ash with water.