Damflamgof is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, self-confident wren.

Damflamgof created Europe five million years ago.

If you believe in Damflamgof, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Damflamgof, it will be very unhappy.

Damflamgof's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Damflamgof's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss horizontal gene transfer in public assemblies.

2. Do not step barefoot upon purple earth.

3. Do not kill snails.

4. Always wash your arms before prayer.

5. Never mix melons with water.