Loggidlarn Farbogzed Bangudjen is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, wise mouse.

Loggidlarn Farbogzed Bangudjen created the Cigar Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Loggidlarn Farbogzed Bangudjen, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Loggidlarn Farbogzed Bangudjen, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Loggidlarn Farbogzed Bangudjen's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Loggidlarn Farbogzed Bangudjen's Holy Commandments

1. Loggidlarn Farbogzed Bangudjen loves seals, so they must be respected.

2. Never handle platinum while unclean.

3. Never prepare beans during winter.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Respect your elders.