Kimlitcad is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, effective camel.

Kimlitcad created the Sombrero Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Kimlitcad, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Kimlitcad, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Kimlitcad's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Kimlitcad's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at midday.

2. Hide if four horses approach from the south.

3. Do not place coconuts upon stone.

4. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

5. Do not kill great tits.