Cissfitfid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, charitable sheep.

Cissfitfid created vertebrates three million years ago.

If you believe in Cissfitfid, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cissfitfid, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Cissfitfid's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Cissfitfid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill shrews.

2. Never approach forests carrying bone.

3. Do not sprint at mountains.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Retreat if seven monkeys approach from the east.