Gubgatsaglarp is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, smart warg.

Gubgatsaglarp created an atom six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gubgatsaglarp, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gubgatsaglarp, he will manifest in front of you.

Gubgatsaglarp's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Gubgatsaglarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of dwarf planets aloud.

2. Worship no other gods but Gubgatsaglarp.

3. Always act with purity when addressing children.

4. Never feed beans to seals while wearing stockings.

5. Always stare at clouds.