Zannurgan is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, sapient owl.

Zannurgan created a bottom quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zannurgan, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zannurgan, she will turn you into a plant.

Zannurgan's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Zannurgan's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never point your hands toward the west during prayer.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never speak of balance in the presence of elders.

5. Do not place peanuts upon stone.