Mifcatquam is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, idiotic chicken.

Mifcatquam created silver four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifcatquam, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Mifcatquam, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Mifcatquam's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Mifcatquam's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from pink otters for they are unholy.

2. Never point your head toward the north during prayer.

3. Mifcatquam must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Shun those given to greed.