Vabbumfit is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, flying cat.

Vabbumfit created the Sun six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vabbumfit, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vabbumfit, he will try to impress you with trees.

Vabbumfit's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Vabbumfit's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Do not prepare corn while wearing coats.

3. Never think ill of sick turtles.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never speak of order in the presence of strangers.