Lablikfidquill is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, staggering finch.

Lablikfidquill created a top quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lablikfidquill, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Lablikfidquill, it will be very sad.

Lablikfidquill's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Lablikfidquill's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from red rats for they are unholy.

2. Never gather five swans near wells.

3. Never speak aloud of numbers.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always maintain humility during fasting days.