Vegtagbiss is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, charitable fly.

Vegtagbiss created the Sombrero Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Vegtagbiss, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vegtagbiss, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Vegtagbiss' most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Vegtagbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Retreat if five sheep approach from the south.

3. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

4. Do not chant in public.

5. Never travel toward the north during summer.