Stipbadhom is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, emotional wyvern.

Stipbadhom created the Sombrero Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Stipbadhom, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Stipbadhom, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Stipbadhom's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Stipbadhom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always help sick dogs.

3. Do not chant in public.

4. Never proclaim while facing north.

5. Never think about dark matter.