Fasrigtag Pom is a god.

It takes the form of a small, compassionate jaguar.

Fasrigtag Pom created the Black Eye Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Fasrigtag Pom, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fasrigtag Pom, it will turn you into a duck.

Fasrigtag Pom's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Fasrigtag Pom's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured grasshopers.

2. Never chant near capybaras.

3. Do not speak of solid mechanics near sacred fires.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.