Farnbomtom is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, all-knowing snake.

Farnbomtom created a down quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Farnbomtom, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Farnbomtom, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Farnbomtom's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Farnbomtom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about peanuts.

2. Always count to four before sleeping.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics near geese while wearing pink dresses and balancing six platinum spheres on your back.