Sawkadman is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, loving frog.

Sawkadman created the planet Earth six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawkadman, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sawkadman, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Sawkadman's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Sawkadman's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair green.

2. Always count to five before sleeping.

3. Do not contemplate thermodynamics during the night.

4. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

5. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.