Suggetciss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, unjust swan.

Suggetciss created bats two billion years ago.

If you believe in Suggetciss, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Suggetciss, she will manifest in front of you.

Suggetciss' most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Suggetciss' Holy Commandments

1. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

2. Never adorn your hands with mauve markings.

3. Never feed lots of nuts to eagles while wearing violet hats.

4. Never handle gold while unclean.

5. Pray only in darkness.