Lithamxenqueegmipsatquim Armfarntof is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, tranquil dog.

Lithamxenqueegmipsatquim Armfarntof created the Andromeda Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Lithamxenqueegmipsatquim Armfarntof, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Lithamxenqueegmipsatquim Armfarntof, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Lithamxenqueegmipsatquim Armfarntof's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Lithamxenqueegmipsatquim Armfarntof's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all signs.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lithamxenqueegmipsatquim Armfarntof.

3. Never speak of balance in the presence of children.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not eat apples.