Sakwegmat is a god.

It takes the form of a large, ruthless cat.

Sakwegmat created a Higgs boson nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sakwegmat, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sakwegmat, it will remove you from existence.

Sakwegmat's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Sakwegmat's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the south during summer.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. Never mark doors with magenta.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not record names concerning planets.