Budguprut is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, astonishing fairy.

Budguprut created bats seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Budguprut, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Budguprut, he will torture you forever.

Budguprut's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Budguprut's Holy Commandments

1. Budguprut loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.

2. Never speak the names of moons aloud.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Budguprut.

4. Never prepare cherries during spring.

5. Heed all portents.