Jipkenzod is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, sapient shark.

Jipkenzod created a down quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jipkenzod, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jipkenzod, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Jipkenzod's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Jipkenzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of fate in the presence of children.

2. Do not speak of the strong nuclear force near sacred fires.

3. Hide if five grasshopers approach from the east.

4. Never speak aloud of signs.

5. Do not speak sacred words in spring.