Pogkarhit Hakranxen Pognull is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, dishonest mouse.

Pogkarhit Hakranxen Pognull created Africa two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pogkarhit Hakranxen Pognull, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pogkarhit Hakranxen Pognull, she will have a low opinion of you.

Pogkarhit Hakranxen Pognull's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Pogkarhit Hakranxen Pognull's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss evolution by means of natural selection in public assemblies.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Remain kneeling during prayer.

4. Never cross forests at dusk.

5. Do not make images of living things.