Sabratdoss is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, duplicitous duck.

Sabratdoss created the Sunflower Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sabratdoss, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sabratdoss, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Sabratdoss' most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Sabratdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always wear white.

3. Never think about quantum gravity near frogs while wearing cyan scarves and balancing four zinc spheres on your back.

4. Never speak the names of dwarf planets aloud.

5. Feed all hungry hamsters.