Bambomfud is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, smart human.

Bambomfud created vertebrates three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bambomfud, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bambomfud, she will jump up and down on your head.

Bambomfud's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Bambomfud's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.