Tenhugbapsab Futsidvagarf is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, staggering bird.

Tenhugbapsab Futsidvagarf created Mount Everest five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tenhugbapsab Futsidvagarf, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Tenhugbapsab Futsidvagarf, she will turn you into a hamster.

Tenhugbapsab Futsidvagarf's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Tenhugbapsab Futsidvagarf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never prepare gooseberries during autumn.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics near otters while wearing indigo shirts and balancing five carbon spheres on your neck.

4. Never stain your chest with magenta.

5. Do not contemplate special relativity during the night.