Cunrapbet is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, humorless sheep.

Cunrapbet created Asia two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cunrapbet, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cunrapbet, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cunrapbet's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Cunrapbet's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt pigs.

2. Do not contemplate dark matter during the night.

3. Never feed pineapples to tapirs while wearing gray trousers.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never point your chest toward the north during prayer.