Vidvagbell is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, quiet beaver.

Vidvagbell created the Sol system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Vidvagbell, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vidvagbell, he will destroy your favourite star.

Vidvagbell's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Vidvagbell's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss archaea in public assemblies.

2. Do not consume strawberries at dawn.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never wear indigo hats.

5. Worship no other gods but Vidvagbell.