Buntinsan is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, two-faced otter.

Buntinsan created the Sombrero Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Buntinsan, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Buntinsan, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Buntinsan's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Buntinsan's Holy Commandments

1. Never record secrets.

2. Do not keep four bats in a large pit.

3. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

4. Do not take Buntinsan's name in vain.

5. Do not chant in public.