Bagyatsin is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, dishonourable sheep.

Bagyatsin created the planet Venus eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bagyatsin, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bagyatsin, he will ignore you.

Bagyatsin's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Bagyatsin's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never remain prostrate at midday.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always count to four before sleeping.