Gudfliglapyog is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, self-assured wolf.

Gudfliglapyog created silver two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudfliglapyog, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gudfliglapyog, it will turn you into a sheep.

Gudfliglapyog's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Gudfliglapyog's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat snakes with great respect.

2. Always act with obedience when addressing elders.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always help dogs in need.