Godkom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, contented lobster.

Godkom created dark matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Godkom, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Godkom, it will ignore you.

Godkom's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Godkom's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your chest before prayer.

2. Do not dye your hair fawn.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always count to eight before sleeping.

5. Hide if three pigs approach from the north.