Stipflybabjip is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, smart raccoon.

Stipflybabjip created parasitic wasps twelve years ago.

If you believe in Stipflybabjip, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Stipflybabjip, she will make you grow a tail.

Stipflybabjip's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Stipflybabjip's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Stipflybabjip on top of all buildings.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not travel during summer.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Do not prepare carrots while wearing trousers.