Tunnibkom is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, staggering penguin.

Tunnibkom created humanity three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tunnibkom, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tunnibkom, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Tunnibkom's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Tunnibkom's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain obedience during days of mourning.

2. Never speak at dawn.

3. Worship no other gods but Tunnibkom.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics near birds while wearing yellow skirts and balancing six zinc spheres on your back.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.