Gombadved is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, overgenerous cobra.

Gombadved created life nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gombadved, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gombadved, she will turn you into a mouse.

Gombadved's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Gombadved's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat gooseberries.

2. Always remove ear rings before entering holy places.

3. Never paint your hands yellow.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not speak sacred words in summer.