Vedyamab is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, clever tortoise.

Vedyamab created the Sunflower Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vedyamab, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vedyamab, he will send minions to preach to you.

Vedyamab's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Vedyamab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching iron.

2. Never point your legs toward the east during prayer.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Always wear white.