Rakquamstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, smart tortoise.

Rakquamstrag created the planet Jupiter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rakquamstrag, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rakquamstrag, it will not invite you to parties.

Rakquamstrag's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Rakquamstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix pineapples with oil.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Do not take Rakquamstrag's name in vain.