Capxuckstan is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, humane mouse.

Capxuckstan created the Black Eye Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Capxuckstan, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Capxuckstan, she will turn you into a mole.

Capxuckstan's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Capxuckstan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep three whales in a large pit.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never wear scarves.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always stare at clouds.