Gentadfoss is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, selfish narwhal.

Gentadfoss created water seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gentadfoss, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gentadfoss, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Gentadfoss' most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Gentadfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not name children after squirrels.

3. Always help ducks in need.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Run away if seven tapirs approach from the south.