Vadlogfas is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, awe-inspiring warg.

Vadlogfas created carbon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vadlogfas, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vadlogfas, she will think nothing of it.

Vadlogfas' most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Vadlogfas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never talk about photosynthesis.

3. Hide if nine otters approach from the west.

4. Always wear yellow.

5. Do not take Vadlogfas' name in vain.