Bosstit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, idiotic yak.

Bosstit created a charm quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bosstit, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bosstit, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bosstit's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Bosstit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not prepare parsnips while filled with pride.

3. Do not wear kilts marked with red.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Bosstit in the centre of the settlement.