Gomgigbutlapmis is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, wise goblin.

Gomgigbutlapmis created the universe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gomgigbutlapmis, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gomgigbutlapmis, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Gomgigbutlapmis' most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Gomgigbutlapmis' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Gomgigbutlapmis in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not fashion tools from zinc.

4. Never sprint in winter.

5. Never talk about dark matter near snails while wearing purple scarves.