Nignabkip is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, self-assured tapir.

Nignabkip created the planet Mars two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nignabkip, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nignabkip, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Nignabkip's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Nignabkip's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

2. Retreat if four bats approach from the south.

3. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

4. Never eat carrots.

5. Never write about asteroids.