Listbumfen is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, conceited walrus.

Listbumfen created an atom five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Listbumfen, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Listbumfen, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Listbumfen's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Listbumfen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not wear iron on your body.

5. Never allow voles to witness sacred rites.