Dobgambig Cadtapdim Yarlarpzen is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, grumpy centaur.

Dobgambig Cadtapdim Yarlarpzen created the Sunflower Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dobgambig Cadtapdim Yarlarpzen, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dobgambig Cadtapdim Yarlarpzen, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Dobgambig Cadtapdim Yarlarpzen's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Dobgambig Cadtapdim Yarlarpzen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not wear fawn clothing.

4. Heed all signs.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.