Bedtonsug is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, compassionate bear.

Bedtonsug created the planet Venus nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bedtonsug, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bedtonsug, she will turn you into a tree.

Bedtonsug's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Bedtonsug's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bedtonsug.

2. Pray only in shadows.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never chant while facing south.